Samani Sam

20 Something year old currently working 1 job. I'm also a freelance web designer currently working on the site Ripchord (if that ever get's updated) and Lemonfont. Into the usual games, music, movies and magic.

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Lemon thinks “godsend” won’t make top 8 decks in standard within 1 month of release. I think it will… So pie bet.




//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

Kitties are kitties, no matter what size they are.

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Xena sketches and picture via Sketch Dailies. I spent too much time coloring one of these haha orz. She’s too fun to draw, perhaps I’ll finish some of the others / do more if I have time.

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heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game


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豆しば 3/20: Peanut

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3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

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Commissions Are Open!

Yep, finally opening up commissions. And while I’m happy to try out new things, keep in mind that I do have some limits as well as strengths and weaknesses;

What I Can Do:

  • SFW or NSFW content
  • Humanoids and Anthros
  • Loli/Shota
  • Futa/Dickgirls and Femboys
  • Simple Robotics (Megaman robots for example)

What I Won’t Draw:

  • The usual Gross stuff (Scat/Watersports/etc.)
  • Video Game/Anime/Cartoon characters (fanart)
  • Characters you do not have permission to use
  • Heavily detailed items such as Armor or Complicated Robots
  • Style Emulation (This means no MLP ponies or such)

Not sure if your character/idea is alright by me? Well then e-mail me at to ask.

Prices are as follows for singular characters:
     -Sketches are $10 without color. $15 for color. Adding an additional character will be another $5
     -Lineart is $20 without color. $25 with color. Adding an additional character will be another $10

No additional costs for NSFW content, but do keep in mind;

  • I am not very good with certain fetishes
  • Two rather complicated character designs interacting might add an additional fee
  • Things I am good at are generally effeminate characters, and chubby/pudgy bodies.
  • No options for shading as I do not feel my shading is up to par for commissions.
  • And most importantly, please try to provide at least two reference pictures or a very detailed description so that I can have a better grasp on your character’s image.

Except with uncolored sketches, I prefer to be paid after having gotten down a rough sketch once you’ve okayed the image, however I will not send to you nor post the finished image if you have not paid. If the finished product is not to your liking, I can edit the image, but only to a point. Please be reasonable when asking for an edit.

If you’re not particularly wanting to buy from me, or simply don’t have the funds but would like to help out anyways, feel free to share this with friends, I will be extremely thankful!

Give me your money please Commissions are open!

Signal boosting!

Asker uncle-oli Asks:
Worst words for Penis and Vagina?
samanisam samanisam Said:

I don’t think there is a worst word for penis… maybe calling it junior I guess.

As for Vagina, it’s obviously the most popular worst word is cunt as it is a vulgar term used to describe it, but as I have heard the word repeatedly said over numerous amounts of times it doesn’t offend me as much.

Twat on the other hand does…